Joke : What's Your Religion

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
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"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
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I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
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"Like what?"
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"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
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"Religious."
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"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
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"Christian."
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"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
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"Protestant."
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"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
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"Baptist."
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"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
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"Baptist Church of God."
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"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
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"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
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"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist
Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
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"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
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To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

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