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Friday, October 10, 2008

Humor : The Children of Israel

Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out." "What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.
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"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"
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"Right."
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"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"
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"Er--right." "An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"
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"Again you're right."
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"An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"
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"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"
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"What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz all the grown-ups doin?"

source : http://www.christian-jokes.org/

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